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"Let's play" "Let's play"

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Whats WRONG with you DOUCHEBAGS?!

OMG IT LOOKED A LITTLE LIKE BITEY!!! SOO WHAT!? personally i think it would be great if what i made inspired someone else! Then you idiots come around and throw low scores at some great animation! And it WAS great! The Music and animation matched nicely too!

10 out of 10 for you buddy! Dont let these low-life excuses for reviewers bring you down, keep it up!

Shame to you other guys who are getting all defensive over something YOU didnt even produce! Let the makers decide that.


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Randomonium Episode One! Randomonium Episode One!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

heh i loved it!

I held its own humor that made you go: whaaat theee heeellll.


diamond-armada responds:

lol yeah it was pretty damn random :O

Portawesome Portawesome

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

umm yeah no

I'm sorry but this blows in every aspect. The flash had almost NOTHING to do with portal for one, and two, and the only thing that looked REMOTELY good was the portals. Nice try (i guess). Add better artwork, sound, and some relevence to Portal and try again.

0/5 (and what's with the name?! Its as bad as the guys vomit!)


Cardboard City Cardboard City

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

seemed... flat...

This was great guys. The way you incorporated all the different textures of cardboard into the everyday life of a city was really original. The two things that made me laugh was the "Emergency Rain Fan" for drying off the city and the spoof on cola.
Great work.


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Grand Theft Awesome Grand Theft Awesome

Rated 5 / 5 stars

attention whiney douchebags!!!!.....

Rate this by how well the flash is made not by what it is based off of. Until you can produce something that gets "daily feature" 1 day after it is posted, stuff your asshole comments up your ass. If the only thing you have to is sit there and rate great flashes bad, then you need to get off the computer and hang yourself with the optical-mouse cord.

this is an awesome flash and, sadly, tells the complete truth about the game.
Great Job dude, keep the awesomeness coming.

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Bad Baby Bad Baby

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


WHAT..... THE...... FUCK......
I started drooling while watching it.... my brain must've been puking on itself.

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Scorch :D Scorch :D

Rated 5 / 5 stars


well whoever said randomness isn't bliss is COMPLETELY INSANE!! @_@
It was cool and the animation type was cool too

So all in all....ummm..... cool, lol.

ComiX Episode Two! ComiX Episode Two!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


that was strangly awesome....
companion cube = the best worst item EVER... For those who havent seen the trailer...... WATCH IT... its as awesome as this!

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diamond-armada responds:

lol glad ya liked it :D and it is the best worst item ever. preferably the worst item in my opinion, cus it can do stuff in portals, but it can't do anything in the outside world:

hide behind it: too small
throw it at people: too heavy, just heavy enough to lift.

oh ye! That's another thing! IF the companion cube is light in terms of weight, why can't the lazy bastard you play pick up the bloody thing itself, unless you can't for certain bits?!! lol

in any case, glad ya like iy :)

~SnowSnowForLucyTrailer~ ~SnowSnowForLucyTrailer~

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


ahm more of an audio critic but I'm willing to say this is going to go somewhere. Personally I'm amazed at the quality. It's really good. Now the trailer itself didn't amaze me too much because the short glimpses of the story were TOO short and I wasn't able to piece together a solid grasp of what the main line is. Oh well, I guess I'll have to watch the movie in to find out. :)


Here's to the hope of this being the best animation Newgrounds has yet to see!


SpikeVallentine responds:

Thank you for your honesty!

Yes, wait till you see the movie!!

Thank you for your faith!

Home Made DS Home Made DS

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Who said it HAS to be flash to rock.... you rate on what is there not what it was made with (tho it's a first to see paper :P)

that took me by surprise when I saw it move I was like, woah he actually did it... and it's good! I thought it was going to be some crappy late april fools thing.

I would give you an 11 and 6 if I could just for creativity.